The Adventures of Scott Blakula

One cool Halloween night, Scott Bakula was out looking for a woman to pilot his Starship Enterprise.

Scott Bakula driving through Hollywood

Scott pulled up to a respectable young lady…

Do you have any idea who I am? I'm SCOTT FUCKING BAKULA from Quantum Leap!

But that was no ordinary hooker mace.  Scott felt his body transforming.  He had become…

Scott Bakula turned into a black vampire.

To be continued…